Lessons of The Transporter

Recently watching The Transporter 1, 2, and 3 has left me with some learnings.

1. When outnumbered in a fight, dip your arms in oil
2. A pipe is the perfect answer to axes and swords
3. Never underestimate a guy with a fire hose
4. It's important to have a French Inspector friend
5. Always have a numbered list of rules