Showing posts with label bangalore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bangalore. Show all posts

Monday, October 4, 2010

Welcome, TWU XIX!

Less than two months after the start of my Indian adventures we're set to welcome a new batch to Bangalore. TWU XIX had it's first day today with four Chicagoans. The good news is at least two of them will keep the proud Chicago-blogger tradition alive.

If you'll recall the start of my adventure, I headed out on a flight halfway around the world on my second day. Fellow Metro-Detroiter Damon has topped me, I believe; he moved to Chicago just three days before hopping a plane to India. You can follow Damon at his blog Training in Bengaluru.

Nan was also scheduled to leave with Damon. There was a visa issue that delayed things a bit, which ended up being quite a lot of fun.

Welcome, Nan!

As we waited for the visa to arrive, we covered some awesome subjects like Java and Test-Driven Development. It probably goes without saying, but we also covered the ever-evolving topics of fashion and styling. There's great news here as well -- Nan made it to ThoughtWorks University XIX and her adventures can be followed at her blog.

All the best to the new undergrads. I simply can't wait to hear about their experiences.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Ceremony

We've covered bits and pieces of the closing days of TWU XVIII with Ending on a High Note and Graduates. The only piece we didn't really cover was the ceremony.

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After a brief slideshow put together by the trainers Felix and Elian, we announced diplomas. The first several graduates gave a speech upon receipt. Hilariously, the speech-giving ended by request. Now that's an agile, adaptable team!

Elian was my coach and presented me with my diploma.

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Out of nowhere, there were chants for dancing. I knew it'd be much less fun without the other half of the award-winning team.

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Six and a half weeks later, SG Hill is a graduate of the University and has 160 hours of project experience.

TWU XVIII Grad

The next project begins Monday in sunny Los Angeles, California.

Note In an effort for cleaner posts, picture attributions popup when holding your mouse over the pictures. The first three were taken by Sumeet.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Ending on a High Note

On Thursday the members of TWU batch 18 put their party shoes on and celebrated the experience in style. Our after-work destination was a place on 100 ft. road by the name of High Note. The elevator signs here always get me.

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Our night started with an award ceremony. We recognized students for their stand-out performances in work-related tasks such as most talkative, food vacuum, and delhi belly. My orphanage dance-off proved memorable to the crew as I walked away with the night's first award.

Dance Award

From there, the night took an unexpected turn; a project was launched. One of our trainers, Felix, was the first to request a picture with my glasses. One thing led to another, and an eventually we got photos of almost the entire class.

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We couldn't quite get everyone during the High Note celebration. For this reason, my side-project continued into another day and began to incorporate just about everyone. The waitress at our last lunch in Bangalore also was keen to get involved.

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Note There are far more phenomenal pictures than this post could possibly show. They're part of my Flickr set here.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Graduates

Today was the last day of ThoughtWorks University XVIII. The schedule was fairly light.

Futurespective

After each iteration in a project, we reflect with a retrospective. The task for this futurespective was to imagine we were six months in the future, managed to be let back into High Note, and had completed a successful project. We wanted to write down what did go well and what didn't go well.

It's a pretty cool technique for getting the fears and risks of a project directly out of the customer's mouth. It's also a useful technique for realizing the fears of new and confidences of new TWU graduates.

Our successes ranged from completing the University to learning new technologies and successfully deploying products. Our imagined failures had a much wider range. We thought of things as wild as QAs (Quality Analysts) being eaten by tigers. More mundane shortcomings were brought up as well, like spending too much time on trivial tasks.

Richard's Birthday

Friend of the blog, Richard, turned 22 today. If you'll recall the previous birthday posts, we have a few traditions here: kicking and caking. Richard was fortunate enough to avoid one of them. We'll head to the video to see which one.

Note This certainly isn't the last post of India. We at the blog have quite a few more things to say in the coming days.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The Fifth and Final Pecha Kucha Night

Wednesday night of the last week meant it was time to gear up for ThoughtWorks University XVIII's final Pecha Kuchas. These presentations have been the highlight of the trip for me and I can't believe we went through them so fast. As is to be expected at this point (sorry, TWU XIX), we had another phenomenal round of speakers.

A record 33% of tonight's speakers mentioned me. The topics we covered tonight weren't always given away by their titles (or first slides).

  1. Humour by Rohit
  2. The Family by Nitin
  3. What Have We Learned From Our Mistakes? by Sanjiv
  4. Be A Career Super-Hero by Sumeet
  5. Canadian Winter Demystified by Felix
  6. Mr. Bean by Kiran
  7. Homebrewing by Julie
  8. The Truth About Tigers by Chirdeep
  9. Breathing by Derek [Video]

I was able to capture all of Sumeet's Super-Heros presentation on video. With his permission, it is reproduced here.

Note Sanjiv is from the last TWU batch. He was one of the organizers for the TWU Amazing Race

Challenge bonus points available for those who can guess the three which mentioned me (email submissions OK)

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Paddles of Fury

Note This post is inspired by Richard's latest post.

Since TWU began, we've been playing some serious ping-pong here at the office. In youth, I played pretty often. In the past few years I've hardly picked up a paddle. The good news is that classic, sought-after suburb-of-Detroit form is back; most of the time my arms can't even be seen clearly.

Arms of Fury

I have been quite lucky in my ventures so far, utilizing the net as almost a third player. Often times opponents will seek to adjust the magical wonder out of said net.

Perhaps It's a Net Problem

We're pretty lucky here -- both offices in Bangalore feature foosball, ping-pong, and a few instruments. Our Diamond District office also has a snooker table, which I recently learned is different than pool.

Did You Notice? One can easily guess the date of the picture by the state of the beard

Friday, September 17, 2010

Request-A-Post: Dessert

Each and every weekday at TWU, we undergrads have the privilege of catered lunch. It's generally colorful, delicious, and at times predictable.

Colorful Lunch

Wednesday is the only meat-day. There is usually one dish in the buffet-style line toward the end with chicken. Most days have a specific order to the buffet:

  1. Pick up plate
  2. Walk by forks
  3. Get flat bread
  4. Get flavorful rice
  5. Get white rice
  6. Choose dal or curry
  7. View the extras, including sweets
  8. Sit down
  9. Realize you forgot fork

Lunchtime Sessions

Occasionally we have lunchtime sessions by the trainers. It's on such days that we tend to eat around circular tables.

Dessert-Crazy

It was requested this picture be taken in honor of the number of sweets present at this table: 24.

"You're only supposed to take one!"

Note It's not really a requirement to only take 1 sweet.

Note Sweets here are way sweeter than anything I've ever tasted.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Thought, Ghosts, and Round 4

Another week down and another phenomenal round of Pecha Kucha completed. We had topics ranging from thought-provoking to outright hilarious. No videos this time, but we've got proof of a certain bearded fellow enjoying himself.

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Keeping up with tradition, Sumeet has uploaded the slides below.

  1. Dabbawalas of Mumbai by Sudeep
  2. Biometric Technology by Vikram
  3. Small Reflections of a Great House by Hardik
  4. Philosophy of AI by Prateek
  5. The Defect of Thought by Yang Kai
  6. Our Space Time by Che Kai
  7. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star by Elian
  8. How Ol Charlie attacked Intelligent Design with Occam's Razor by Ananth
  9. What Are You? by Mahadev, dance-off expert

It's almost impossible to pick just one quote to share, but I think I have to go with one from Mahadev.

"What are you? Some guys get offended if you ask this question. Others don't...and those guys are ghosts."

Fun Fact When two souls go for the same body, they have a merge conflict.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Card-Carrying Membership

Minutes from the Diamond District apartments and almost a rite of passage for Westerners, the Manipal Univesity Hospital is definitely deserving of its own post.


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I headed there on week two for exactly the reasons you'd suspect (no worries, I'm fine now). The doctor was very good and knew almost exactly what to prescribe by simply looking at me. I was taken by the differences from the medical facilities in the States to here.

One of the first surprising things is one pays before visiting the doctor. My visit was Rs. 300, or about $6. I also became a member for Rs. 100 ($2). Another Rs. 400 for the prescriptions, and I had spent under $20 for a trip to the hospital. It's service like this that makes it an unquestionably wise decision to go at the first sign of trouble. Seen below is the back of my membership card. Impressively, the front contains my name and vitals; it was printed as I wanted waited for mere seconds.

Manipal Card

Prescriptions are different here as well. It appears a doctor's note isn't necessary for medications. A coworker, upon seeing my malaria prescription, asked why my name was on it. As I waited for my electrolytes and general stomach-bettering prescriptions, I snapped this photo of the pharmacy.

Pharmacy

In all, my visit was 2 hours at the most. I went on a Friday and began feeling better by Sunday.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Birthdays in Bangalore

We touched on birthdays briefly with Prateek's celebration last month. Having a large group means you get the opportunity to celebrate several birthdays. While the kicking tradition was covered, there was something missing from that occasion that has since also become a tradition.

Caking

My flatmate turned 11 a few weeks ago, or so he claims. He was the first person I've seen caked, and the first at TWU XVIII.

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Next it was Yang Kai's turn. The caking was restricted this time, but he made a special request.

Yang Kai Turns 25

Kaushik is legendary for his Control+S motioning in Dumb Charades. When he turned 21 last week, he was quite possibly caked more than anyone.

Kaushik Turns 21

With at least a few more celebrations to go, I've never enjoyed having an April birthday more.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Bangalore's #1 Socialite

Wednesday at lunch last week, our TWU colleague Vatsal was on the phone. One thing led to another and soon I was on the phone. It was a short, but good chat with one of his best friends.

A few days passed and the weekend arrived. Four other TWU-ers, plus me and three friends arrived. One of those friends was none other than the girl I had a phone conversation with -- Paulami. She also happened to be Bangalore's #1 socialite, knowing the manager of every bar in town.

Our place of choice was a club in UB City. The place featured top 40 music, which effectively meant my requests were met with blank stares. This was my first time in a club, though I think I blended in pretty well.

Test-Driving a New Experience

Why the laptop? I was heavily inspired by Atreyee's Pecha Kucha last week, which focused on test-driving new experiences.

One of the perks of showing up to a social venue with a well-connected person is the immediate access to the DJ. I tried for quite a while to get something I knew to rock the place, but time after time my requests fell on deaf ears. Frustrated, I shifted gears.

Me "Okay then...how about a dedication?"
DJ "To?"
Me "sghill.blogspot.com"
DJ "Blogspot? No. No URLs."
Eventually, we reached a compromise.

Fun Fact 1 Command issued at time of picture: rake test:units

Fun Fact 2 A waiter brought us some fries midway through the night. We thought someone in our group must've ordered them and began to indulge. Shortly thereafter, the waiter hurried back, took them off our table, and proceeded to place them on the table next to us...where the party began to eat the fries.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

The Highly Anticipated Indian Paintball Exposé

I've never played paintball before, and I certainly didn't think it'd be one of the experiences I would have in Bangalore. When the announcement was made in the middle of the day Thursday, I decided to try it out.
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We left the office around 1:30 and drove for an hour to the paintball fields. We were instructed to wear long sleeves and pants. We showed up in varying outfits. Not wanting to ruin one of my precious few shirts, I went in a far too revealing t-shirt. We had someone play in sandals. Rahul, the organizer, came in slightly more formal attire. See if you can spot him.
The Group (2)

The guy running the paintball business struck was more than a bit hilarious. He casually demonstrated how to shoot by picking out an extremely small target near an employee and fired away.

Me Did you just fire at that guy?
Him *smirking* I'm a very, very good shot.
Some time later, a question was asked by one of our teammates.
Aarti Do the paint balls hurt?
Him *smirking* It hurts...slightly more than a mosquito bite...and slightly less than a sledgehammer.

The Games

The total cost including transportation was Rs. 600 ($12.93). For that we had two games.

The first was bluntly named "DeathMatch". Two teams started at opposite ends of the field and ran behind barriers of varying heights whilst firing paint at one another. There is a scoring system for this, and our team won by one point.

The next game was more of a strategy game. Each team had a captain and there was a flag in the center of the field. The objective was to get the flag and put it on the other team's base without getting hit. As a twist, only the captain could touch the flag.

I was on defense for the second time, which definitely had its pros and cons. I was out of harms way for the most part, but I was also just standing. Go figure, I was hit in both rounds from far away...in exactly the same spot.
Hit Twice in the Same Painful Spot!

Note Yuyutsa is the name of the place.

Fun Fact I asked if paintball was big here. When I found out it wasn't, naturally I inquired if this was the largest and only paintball company. It's not, but most close up shop after 3-6 months. Yuyutsa has been around for five years now.

Friday, September 10, 2010

100 ft Road Shopping

One of the first things a Westerner hears about coming to India is to pack light -- no need to bring a lot of clothes. The rationale being the clothes here are super cheap. After shredding my only pair of pants here in Mascal, it was clear I needed some clothes. The problem with this solution is how little I enjoy shopping for clothes. It took weeks, but finally I headed to some nearby shops on the famous 100 ft road.


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The first I ventured into was Adidas. Moisture-wicking shirts in the US go for about $40 when not on sale. It's actually the same cost here; roughly Rs. 2000 for a shirt. Onwards.

I see tons of people wearing Pepe Jeans. It's a brand from London that was surely reasonable. Unfortunately it was the same story -- 30 USD for a pair of jeans. Having not brought all that much cash with me, I moved onwards.

Finally I arrived at a place having a 60% off sale: Bossini. Upon further investigation, this company seems to do everything. Still, I was glad because I walked out paying less than Rs. 2000 ($43) for 2 pairs of jeans, a polo shirt, and an Indian robot shirt.

Indian Robot Shirt

Note The robot shirt is a shade of green

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Burritos: "Why Would You Do That?"

There continues to be surprising interest in the food here from the West. I'm happy to report here on a few more things I've discovered.

New for me during this trip is eating breakfast. While it's often too early for me to have something spicy, I make sure to always get juice. The best mixed fruit juice I've ever had is here. The mango juice is quite good as well, and this is the first time I've tasted the extra-sweet litchi.

Litchi Juice

Lunch is something different every day, with a common element of laughter. In the US we have Chipotle, Qdoba, and the like everywhere. What makes this important? A burrito like this is a common meal.

Chipotle Beef Burrito"Chipotle Beef Burrito" by Khaz on Flickr

We don't have tortillas here, but we often have chapati. Chapati is like a tortilla made of wheat. Rice is also served, so I tend to make mini burritos. This always encourages stares and inspires laughter with a quote.

"What you're doing there...with the rice and chapati, is just too weird. Why on earth would you have rice and bread? Nobody does that."
Which is a fair point. They are both of the same food group. Unsurprisingly, I'm not the only American to be pulling this maneuver.

For dinner during last night's Pecha Kucha, we ordered some excellent wraps from Kaarti Zone. The wraps came in a box in several types. I went for paneer last night, which is supposedly similar to cottage cheese (though it doesn't taste it). It was so good that some of us ordered it again tonight. I went with the also-delicious chicken.

Wrap in a Box

Fun Fact paneer is completely lacto-vegetarian (no eggs).

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

A "Comfortable" Round Three of Pecha Kucha

Wednesday flew by as I spent the day pairing with a trainer for the first time. For those interested in slightly more detail, we worked on implementing flash scope in our web application. It's basically a nice way to handle things like error messages from forms. I also created my first ever Java Annotation.

Ted & IanPair programming example from a2gemma on Flickr.

As we came to night, it was time for another round of Pecha Kucha. These presentations just keep getting more and more fun. We had a full docket tonight of 10 speakers. A few even mentioned this blog!

  1. The Laws of Attraction by Rashmi
  2. Soul Theory by Shweta
  3. History of Hacking by Navneet
  4. Life Lessons from World of Warcraft by Sherry
  5. ThoughtWorks' Leadership Team
  6. TDD Applied to First Timers by Atreyee
  7. A Brief History of Nursery Rhymes by Namrita
  8. The Yellow Book by JK
  9. The World of Advertising [Video] by Sneha
  10. More than Words by Richard

For information on the title of this post, you'll have to check out "More than Words", which Richard asked me to record. Always ready for an opportunity to use my iPhone®, we now have video. I think it's fair to say this blog and trip would be far less interesting to hear about with this little wonder device.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Dance Night at the Orphanage

ThoughtWorks is pretty active with an orphanage in Bangalore. We arranged to visit said orphanage on this Tuesday after work. It took about an hour to get there in traffic with seats so small I wished I was shorter.

The children were each presented with two things that brought amazing smiles to their faces. The first item was a toothbrush; the second was candy. I thought it a beautiful gesture of yin and yang. Clothes were also delivered -- but instead of a fashion show, we were delighted with singing and dancing (including a particularly genuine rendition of If You're Happy and You Know It).

Angel's Orphanage Sign

One of the highlights for me was this young lady asking me if I would dance with her. As you might expect, we cut quite a rug together.

May I Have This Dance

Roughly 1.5 hours into our visit, an impromptu dance-off broke out between Mahadev and...me. We're talking complete with surrounding circle and clapping. It was exciting, to say the least. Luckily we can relive the magic here. Cheers to Chirdeep for the camerawork.


Quality not good enough? No worries -- see it in High-Definition at the following links!

Monday, September 6, 2010

The Metal Scene

One of the best things about being here is the emphasis on work/life balance. Once 5:00 hits, the day is done and it's time to stop working. On Friday, I was content to continue finishing my story for as long as it took. Colleagues had other ideas in mind.

The Place

We headed to Legends of Rock, a pub in Bangalore. A metal pub in Bangalore. I can't be sure what I was more surprised to discover, the giant metal scene here or the cigarettes prominently displayed on page one of the menu.
Page 1 on the Menu: Cigarettes

It's worth mentioning that the bar was separated into smoking and non-smoking sections. The non-smoking section is directly above the smoking section. Seriously.

Kingfisher is easily the most popular beer here...though it must not have had to win any taste contests for that title.

waiter Something to drink, sir?
me I'll have a Coke in a bottle.
waiter Diet Coke?
me No...

Ten minutes later, my flat soda in a glass arrived.

The Photoshoot

Soon it was time to meet the locals. It's amazing how friendly the average person is here (or at least the average American-pub-attending person is). These three gentlemen were behind me for quite a while, so I opted for a photo to celebrate the randomness of the occasion. As you can see, varying degrees of excitement to be taking a picture with me were demonstrated.
Citizens Possibility: The Beatles are also considered metal.

Factoids

  • Everything closes at 11:30pm here, even pubs
  • This place has karaoke on Wednesday nights
  • Alanis Morissette qualifies as metal here

Sunday, September 5, 2010

But What About the Actual University?

It's hard to believe, but we're already halfway done with our adventure to India, and through 27 updates I've yet to say much at all about what we're doing.

Note TWU is split between [roughly] 25 developers (devs), 10 quality analysts (QAs), and one business analyst (BA). Our trainers are from these backgrounds and more.

Week 1: All Together

We had a fairly normal 40-hour week to start things off. From 9-5 each day we had four sessions covering things that were common to all of our roles -- such as company history, diversity, software delivery model, and a micro-project with a simulated customer. Our customer needed an exotic animal built from LEGO®. It was one of several sessions designed to get the devs, QAs, and BAs working together in a project-like setting. My biased opinion is our team came up with a pretty great animal, baby, and gated-enclosure.
LEGO Animal, Baby, and Enclosure with Team

We do a thing with sessions here called Open Spaces. Open Spaces are basically a blank timeslot where the sessions are proposed and led by the participants. Any number of concurrent sessions can be going, and there are four guiding principles that most every event would be better off to adhere to.

  1. Whoever comes is the right people
  2. Whenever it starts is the right time
  3. Whatever happens is the only thing that could have
  4. When it's over, it's over

One of our assignments before arriving in Bangalore was to take an existing project and make it better. I was curious to see the variety in solutions, so I proposed a session on walking through how we solved it. We had four presenters, including myself, who had approaches varying from elegantly simple to enterprise-caliber extensibility.

Week 2: Split

For the second week we split the teams in half. The developers were off to learn things about coding, whilst the analysts presumably had sessions tailored to analysis.

There was much debate before we got here over which language to use: Java or the powerful, syntactically beautiful and lovable Ruby. Ruby really is great. I'd highly encourage everyone, especially non-programmers, to give it a try at tryruby.org.

Eventually the call was made for Java. We had sessions ranging from setting up IntelliJ, a development environment that makes working with Java easier, to pair programming and practicing test-driven development.

The Open Space session I proposed for this week had far less traffic. In fact, only one trainer and I were interested in the topic of Behavior-Driven Development (BDD). BDD is essentially a way to describe tests for programs in plain English. That's really the beauty of this flexible time -- everyone can find something they're interested in. We went over examples of the BDD tool Cucumber for about an hour. I've just begun introducing this style of testing in the project I'm doing for my last semester of school. Certainly more on that project in the future.

Example Cucumber Test

Feature: Manage Stores
  In order to associate receipts with stores
  As a user
  I want to create and manage stores

  Scenario: Register new store
    Given I am on the new store page
    When I fill in "Name" with "Chipotle"
    And I press "Create"
    Then I should see "Chipotle"
Poorly-hidden subtext: I miss Chipotle a little bit.

Week 3: Project Begins

The most exciting part of University has definitely begun: we're going to spend four weeks working on an actual internal project for the company!

This is where we get to code actual functionality into a system. We're also getting to familiarize ourselves with all the cool tools ThoughtWorks Studios has released in the past few years. We use Go for Continuous Integration and Mingle for Project Management. Both of these tools, and the concepts behind them, have evolved out of the pain points of the old way of engineering software.

Integrating code is always a pain, but it's an absolute nightmare if you wait until the end of a project to start integrating the pieces that every developer has been working on. With continuous integration, we integrate dozens of times a day and our automated tests ensure everything is working correctly. The end result is a better product with more consistent and predictable delivery.

Mingle is tailored for agile projects. In agile development, we break up functionality into stories. We estimate the stories for difficulty with points and use those estimations to plan how much we will get done in an iteration. In our case, an iteration is one week -- this is quite important; we're never planning too far in advance because requirements tend to change. The number of points we actually complete in an iteration is called our velocity. Mingle makes it super easy to track velocity, deal with ever-changing requirements, and support an agile team.

Most of this week has been familiarizing ourselves with the existing codebase, tools, and getting more and more experience pairing with our peers.

Pairing: Sush Sushmitha and I after pairing on the first day of the project.

bonus Word on the street is I'm a pretty fun pair.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Diamond District: The Slightly Deeper Piece

Capturing the essence of the Diamond District is far from an easy task. One of the more odd things about the place is you instantly start to feel the rickshaw drivers know who is foreign (and thus comparatively rich) by hearing you're staying in the Diamond District. We've already seen the view from my apartment, so we'll start with my favorite part: the signs.

Here we can see a typical sign in the complex. It's typical in style, but not at all common in the way that the information is presented. The wordiness on these signs is uncanny. To make matters even better, the information is always displayed in a different (random?) order. Note the speed limit.
Diamond District Sign

From there we have the view of the amazing tennis court from Mummy Kyle's apartment. He's on the top floor of "A Block", so he gets a tremendous view. Hilariously, we aren't allowed to use the tennis courts. Given the fact that several of our security guards salute us, we doubt it'd be much of a problem if we bought some rackets and balls.
Diamond District Tennis Courts

The apartments here are quite diverse (on the inside). The block formation makes things easy, but also a little less interesting. Again, here is the view from Kyle's balcony. The cookie-cutter housing style really stands out from the 7th floor.
Diamond District Blocks

I'd love to get a great picture of outside the district. Unfortunately it's positioned in such a way that many obstacles impede the view. When the view is not impeded, you're often thinking of how to survive crossing the street. Instead, we'll have to do with the following.
Diamond District from Airport Road

To get a better picture of why it is so difficult to think of taking a picture of the Diamond District from outside, I present you with an image of crossing the street during rush hour.
Crossing Airport Road

Needless to say, our minds are often on the task at hand as we attempt to make it to the other side.

Note The street-crossing issue is also discussed in the Highly Anticipated Indian Street Dog Exposé

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Mascal Camping: SG Hill Meets Nature (part 4)

Note this is fourth and final post in the camping series

I gingerly made my way back down the rocks after deciding against rappelling. The conversation on top of the rocks was a fear-incuding unforgettable moment. Let's recreate it here:

me "What's the weight limit for the harness?"
him "Down...you go down"
me "No, I know. What is the limit? kilograms?"
him "Down down down."

Keeping in mind I had now nearly capsized a kayak and absolutely shredded a pair of pants on the way up the hill, this sequence was enough to send me skipping back down the rocks where the next activity awaited.

Raft-Making

For making our rafts, we had the following supplies:

  • 5 inner tubes
  • 4 bamboo poles
  • a bunch of rope

The beginnings of our raft-smithing were thwarted by a 5' snake in the water. We were told it was a water-only snake...and then it slithered on land.

Once the coast was clear we put our heads together and came up with possible designs:

  1. A snake-like design, with parallel poles for the frame
  2. A triangle

I was, and continue to be, a proponent of the triangle. Who doesn't love the symbol of equilateral goodness and strength?
Triangle-Framed Raft

The raft was soon completed and Team Green set to paddle back to the campsite, which was at least 1 kilometer away. During the paddling of that 1 kilometer, the sun turned to rain. Heavy rain. Here we see the view from a dry tent of the team coming in.
Rain Strikes Team Green's Raft

This trip was eventful and memorable for many reasons. In any sort of company getaway you'll have the inevitable result of coworkers getting to know each other better. If you're going on a getaway with me, however, you're in even more luck -- because you get to know what I look like with any sun exposure.
Sunburn!

Note The raft photos were taken just 1 hour and 3 minutes apart. We have a saying in Michigan -- if you don't like the weather...wait 10 minutes.

It's much more true here.